Saturday, January 9, 2010

An Open Letter To My Sister's Middle School Friends

Dear Young Gentlemen,

I wanted to thank you for leaving us a gift in our yard last night. In case you wanted to see how it looked in the daytime, I've included some pictures.

The toilet paper, ribbon, and marshmallows were very well done. In fact, I'd like to take this opportunity to commend you, because this is the first decent job of getting our house since, well, ever. It took two of us close to an hour and a half to clean up what we could reach. There's still quite a bit stuck up beyond what I could reach with a broom. Congratulations, you got us.
Now I'd like to turn your attention to the real reason I am writing. There are two rules you will need to know later in life:
1. Never get in a land war with Asia.
2. Never prank a guy's house when he's interested in youth ministry, especially middle school.
The things you used were a nice touch, but you have not yet seen the extent of the armory that can be used on a revenge trip. I wont list them here, but I'm sure you'll know soon.
Thanks for continuing to spread the Christmas spirit (because I'm sure some of your Christmas money went in to this endeavor).

Anyway, thanks for your time and effort. I'm confident you won't be seeing me soon.
Blake

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